I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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