his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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