dude i'm inner monologue high
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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