Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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