It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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