Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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