What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
