You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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