You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I want her autograph on my taint
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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