I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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