Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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