i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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