It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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