I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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