we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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