I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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