honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize