we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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