Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
True strength comes from lack of pants
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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