Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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