dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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