I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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