So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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