No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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