So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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