So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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