I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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