Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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