Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize