it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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