Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Still dying that you shit outside
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My vagina is very pro this idea
how does that bad decision feel?
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