idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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