I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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