if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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