I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
