Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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