I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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