i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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