i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
FUCK WHALES
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
