belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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