I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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