Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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