Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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