Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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