You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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