Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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