Whod you bang
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I showed him my bush... on skype.
they need to just BURY HIM!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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