I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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