I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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