Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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