i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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