"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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