Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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