You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The uberlube is also flammable
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
