Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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