Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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